Does anybody know the song thats played in jackass number two when j.konx has the old saggy balls?? its something to do with touching **** or something i dunnno but it was really funny and johhny knoxville was singing along to it...sooo if u know it..i will sing at your wedding thanks! |
| oh i dont know..but that was pretty funny..and if youd sing at my wedding thats awsome..lol |
Why do I feel sorry for 23 yr old CandyCribb and her 52 yr old Grandpa? Well, we've all been reading Candy Cribb's mssgs for the apst few days. Abt how's she's 23, how her crush is a 52 yr old "George Clooney look-alike." So why do I feel so sorry for her? Coz she said she's a UK size 10 and a 34 DD but not tall. THAT MEANS THE POOR GIRL IS ALREADY DUMPY WITH SAGGY ****! Being a UK size 6 at 5'5 and perfect figure, I can tell ya- at 23 poor Candy's got the same kinda body my 80 yr old Grandma does! The other reason to feel sorry for her: George CLooney may be attractive to the 40-50 yr moms, but to me he's just ugly! Then again, when a poor dumpy 23 yr old already has 34 DD saggy breasts and is a size 10...what's she gonan get 'sides a 52 yr old? Let's stay tuned to more of Candy Cribb's 52 old Grandpa saga, yeah? |
| She's actually 25.....jeez. (: |
When will my **** change? i am a fifteen year old girl and my **** don't look women like. I have seen some of my friends getting changed and in there bras there breasts look more saggy, i dont think thats the right word :S. my **** are the same size as my friend but mine are like triangles and haven't developed :/ i am wondering how long until they do become more like theres as im not happy as the rest of my body has looked women like for a very long time now! |
| Stop worrying things will work out ok all women change differently and at different times its all got to do with your hormones once they begin to level out things will improve and your breasts will round off don't be in a hurry to grow up you will get there in the end be patient but most of all don't worry its all natural and nature takes her time good luck |
Whats up with my female? Her titties are a little saggy. . .? She's just turned 11 months. She had her FIRST heat when she was about 8 months old.
4 **** closer to her V are swollen and when squeezed a clear sticky liquid comes out. But the whole time she had her heat she was inside away from other dogs. And when she was around male dogs she was CLOSELY watched.
I pretty sure she isn't pregnant and if she isn't I don't know why she's going through this. Maybe someone can help???? Because if she got knocked up on her first heat she would've already popped. |
You say she is 11 months and came in heat 3 months ago. It can be up to 27 days before a b ___ ovulates and the eggs are fertile. Due date is 63 days from ovulation. I know you say you watched her, but you also say she WAS around male dogs. (Why?) If one does the math, it is possible that she's pregnant and has not delivered yet. At such a young age, she could have just one pup in there and you might not even know it. And being bred on a first heat is not a good thing. The best advice I can give you is to take her to the Vet and have an x-ray done. If there are no pups, have her spayed so you don't have to worry about this again.
If you were POSITIVE she couldn't have been bred, then I'd say she's probably going through a false pregnancy. Not something to worry about, except that she will have all the instincts to mother without any puppies. Be sure to keep an eye on her and call the vet if you see any signs that she doesn't feel well, as some problems such as pyometrea can be life-threatening. If she has milk, you'll need to clean her up with a warm wash cloth every so often. Also, keep an eye on the milk and if it starts to get yellowish and icky, and her "titties" start to get hard, then you are dealing with mastitis. Apply a warm handtowel and hold it on her belly for ten minutes a few times a day. Do NOT try to squeeze out the milk as that will just cause her to make more. If it gets worse, call the Vet.
Good luck |
How old do you have to be to get lipo? my boobs are WAY to saggy for my age. im afraid that they will literally reach my belly button by the time i am 20.they sag like an old lady's ****. have extra skin on my boobs too. i can almost take a hand full of saggy skin in my hand. mind you my boobs are not small either. i am like a 38D or something to that effect. i was wanting to get fat from my thighs and put it in my boobs to make my boobs a bit more perky, plus my thighs are big so i thought it could possibly be a good idea. im 16 btw |
| Damn... Umm I'm thinking you can just give me your boobs?? I'm 18 and only now have a bcup because I'm pregnant... Anyway.. When your 18 you can do whatever you want... If you did it any earlier your parents would have to go to the docs with you and stuff |
Could my dog be pregnant? I bought a 3 year old chocolate lab 1 week ago. She has a vet appointment next week for spaying, updating her shots, and checking for heart-worms. When we got her from the couple (who couldn't afford to take of her) the lady said that she had already had a litter of puppies and that's why she had slightly saggy ****. So my question is, How big do they stay after a pregnancy? Do they stay a little saggy? Not that it matters to me, I'm just concerned that she might be pregnant now. |
she could be, but hopefully she is not...sometimes the mammary glands will stay enlarged after a previous litter.
my best advice is to keep her spay appointment, and ask your vet these questions next week. You will just have to wait and see |
How can I tell my aunt I'm embarrassed by her? my aunt is in her late 30's and she thinks she is a teen-ager!!! she is cheating on her husband with a 23 year old thug and my whole town knows!!! not only that she boasts about it on myspace!!! she's too old for myspace! she dresses all hoochie and has saggy ****! she does have a young face and is thin but dressed wrong for her age! i am in my 20's and she always wants me to take her partying!!! i don't want to drag my aunt with me!!! i would never ask my nephew to party with me! how should i tell her to act her age? |
| Just as you have. You do not have to tell her that you are embarrassed by her directly, but you can express what you have simply by stating that this is the general perception she portrays and that you agree. Advise her that this makes you uncomfortable and do not want people to put her in such low esteem. |
What's wrong with my dog? I have a German Shorthair Pointer. She's about 4 years old. She, for some reason, has been getting very saggy ****. They were never like this before. She is not pregnant because she went into heat at the beginning of August. She is not getting big or getting a firm tummy. Can someone please give me some suggestions? It shouldn't be from old age because she is still very young. She runs a ton and is built like a tank. |
How do you know she isn't pregnant?
Sometimes female dogs go into a "false" pregnancy - it can make their nipples swollen and they can even produce milk.
Also, since she has not been spayed she is at risk for mammary tumors which can become cancerous. This will also create the appearace of "saggy teets".
Honestly, it sound like she needs to go to a vet just to be safe. Saggy teets are not normal on a young dog that has not had pups. |
Does my dog need a husband??? hi people i have a staff and she is 4 yrs old, my only dog but i do look after a jack russle 2 times a week which my dog loves but the problem is my dog had a pretend pregancy she got the big belly and saggy **** but no pups she was fine no other signs like nesting but now a few months later she is starting to look a bit depressed we do have two gerbils which she has mothered since we got them about 3 yrs ago she lets them out the cage and plays with them...i have been asked if i would like to buy a puppy well 10 months old but thought maybe she would like some company a younger dog she can mother, i dont want her to have pups but i dont mind buying another what should i do, also i am off to the usa in sep and have never left my dog to go on holiday we have always brought her, but cant this time so my brother is going to stay with her when i am gone maybe a play mate will make the time fly by all that playing...
i bottle fed her from birth ....she is my baby |
| It seems like she's the type of dog that could use a friendly companion around. If you don't want her to have pups, you could consider going to the local humane society. Many times alot of the dogs there are already spayed/neutered, and it would be great to be able to rescue a "pound pup". That way you can get her a companion and won't have to worry about getting any puppies. |
I'm afraid of having sex because of this..Pls help!? i'm 18 years old, i have a good body, beautiful legs and told that i'm pretty. I like boys and i have no problem in dating. my problem is that i have saggy breasts. i know, it's disgusting. i've always had saggy **** and it got worse after losing weight and just the whole growing up thing made them worse. I love their size and everything else. When i'm wearing clothes, guys compliment me on their size but i'm afraid of ever revealing them because i think it will totally turn them off and disappoint them too..
I can't afford the money and the pain too to be honest for a breasts lift. not to mention the risks. so in the next 2-4 years it's totally impossible for me to do it..other treatments won't give them the lift they need.
Please don't think it's silly..this thing is a serious problem for me.. |
honestly in my experienced when men see a woman they're interested in naked they don't see the "flaws" you see; they're more thrilled with the fact that you're with them. I've read articles and books about psychology and all that and statistically (regarding your concern specifically) all women have that fear of being naked in front of a guy because of what they might think or be turned off or whatever. And statistically whatever those flaws might be that the women are worried about (whatever they may be) the men honestly don't even notice, or better yet the "flaws" the women worry about actually turn the guy on more and they like it.
I know what you mean and I can relate in the opposite way; I'm the total opposite of your size. I'm like super small chested, like I don't even need a bra most of the time. I'm always worried that if a guy sees me naked that will turn them off. But I haven't had an instance yet where they've been turned off. Most of the guys I've dated or boyfriends, etc actually like them and think they're "perfect". Whether they're lying or not I don't know (I doubt they were because I can usually read people very well and know if they're lying), but they were DEFINATELY not turned off about seeing me naked.
I think you should just relax and not worry about it. If a guy is lucky enough to be able to have sex with you, I don't think you have a care in the world to worry about that. And worse case scenario, if the guy is turned off or whatever (I seriously doubt this will ever happen to you), he doesn't deserve you. And to verbally "kick him in the nuts", you can do the same thing to him and punch his ego down a few notches; you could come back with something like, "Well honey, if you don't like my breasts I can feel free now to be honest with you too and tell you that your dick is WAY too small/you're a terrible kisser/comment on his muscle size(most guys are insecure about being too skinny and not having big enough muscles)/etc" Then tell him to get the hell out because he's not good enough for you. I know that sounds mean but if he has the nerve to insult you like that in any way, you should not tolerate that and treat him just how he treated you.
I hope this helps and makes sense. Relax! It'll be scary for you since you're so insecure about it, but once you're "in the situation" where you're topless in front of him or whatever, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised with his reaction. |