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Whats that porn stars name from the 90's she a redhead skinny small **** white skin- makes faces? it's pissin me off so badddd=== this skinny dark red head porn star usually does anal and she makes faces- kinda older now i recently seen her in a softcore movie only she was jus there for a small part ---she was also in a movie (well alot but) it was called wet and sloppy or sloppy n wet where shes in a junk yard | | Hard to tell by your description, but it could be Katja Kassin. | Do you think this is inappropriate? My sister had this really sleazy boss a few years ago, he's 50 and married but he posted this on her facebook.
"you"ve let yourself go, i think you should start waxing again. always thought you were a real redhead....**** are getting big tho lol"
Do you think that's really inappropriate?
Her last boyfriend threw a drink in her face and broke up with her over this guy, I don't want him causing trouble with her new partner (although I assume he will)
He gives me the creeps.
Your thoughts? | | I think this guy was more than just a boss. Your sister was having an affair with this jerk. | Who is the really hot chick? I believe she is a redhead and she has epic **** and it looks like she's on stage. Anyway this girl sneezes and the two buttons that are holding her top together come un-done. Does anyone know what I am talking about? I need to know her name. | | www.myspace.com/kittyissad | Why does my boyfriend watch porn of girls that are the exact opposite of me? My bf and I have been together for almost a year now. We moved in together after only dating for 3 months. A couple of times now , I have found porn of "skinny redheads with small ****" on his computer. It really seems to be the only thing he will look up. His ex was a redhead. DON'T get me wrong, I like porn, I look at it myself. BUT I never single out a certain type of guy to look at. Especially not someone the exact opposite of him. I am 5'6, 125 pounds, and my hair goes back and forth between dark brown and brown with a lot of blond highlights. I have 34 DD breasts, and a "coke bottle" figure. Why does he feel the need to look at girls the exact opposite of me? And does this mean that I am nothing near what he really wants in a woman?
Here's my pic,
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Thanks for your help! | | Ok it is just fantasy on his part. Now you ask how would I know. I love my G/F with all mt heart but skinny girl with small ***s just turns me on. It is a fantasy of mine and I am sure he is the same. I check your pictures your pretty | Bill Walks Into A Bar !!!! Long joke but worth it! lol?
and sees Bob sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Bill says "Bob, what are you so happy for?" "Well Bill, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... **** out to here, Bill, **** out to here! She says 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Bill. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Bill, she couldn't swim!!" The next day Bill walks into the bar and sees Bob sitting at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. Bill says "What are you so happy about today Bob?" "Well Bill... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me... **** out to here, Bill, **** out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Bill, way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said 'Its either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim!!, Bill, she couldn't swim!!!!" A couple days pass and Bill walks into the bar and sees Bob down there cryin over a beer. Bill says "Bob, what are you so sad for?" "Well Bill, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... **** WAY out to here, Bill, **** WAY out to here. She says 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Bill, way WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her **** and said 'Its either screw or swim!!'. She pulled down her pants.... she had a dick, Bill !!! She had a great BIG dick!!! And Bill, I CAN'T SWIM,... I CAN'T SWIM !!!"
| | I think Bob is a d**k lol! :-D Xx | More dirty jokes for all walks of life, read it and laugh? this guy walks into a whore house,he see's three doors with blonde, brunette, and redhead painted on them.
so he open's the one marked blonde, and there's three more door's,big tit's, medium tit's, and small tit's.
so he open's the one marked big tit's, and again three more, this time marked,small cun1 medium cun1, and big cun1.
so he open's the big cun1 door, and he's back out in the street | hahaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
that's really funny lol | Not intended to offend Blondes? Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. A golden retriever.
Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest ****?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.
Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A. "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A. Her indicator was on.
Q. What do you call a blond skeleton in a clothes closet?
A. The 1960 hide-and-go-seek champion.
Q. How did the blonde hurt herself while raking the leaves?
A. She fell out of the tree
Q. How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
A. Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Q. Why did God give every blonde two more brain cells than a cow?
A. So they don't moo-moo when you pull on their ****.
Q. How do blonde brain cells die?
A. Alone. | A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to Heaven. God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 5th step He would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not be able to enter Heaven.
The brunette went first and started laughing on the 45th step, so she could not enter Heaven.
The redhead went next and started laughing on the 200th step, so she could not enter Heaven either.
Then, it was the blonde's turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing. "Why are you laughing?" God asked.
"I didn't tell a joke." "I know," the blonde replied. "I just got the first joke." | Blonde jokes a must read!!!? 1.a pretty young redhead went to the doctors office and said to the doctor that where ever she touched she felt pain the doctor replies impossible and then says prove it then the redhead took her finger and touched her elbow and screamed then she touched her back and screamed then she touched her leg and screamed the doctor shakes his head and asks her your not a redhead r u she says no i am blonde but how did u know he replies well your fingers broken
2.president bush and colin powell are sitting in a bar.the guy walks in and asks the barman isnt that bush and powell sitting over there the barman replies yep thats them so the guy walks over and says hey it is a great honor to meet u but wat r u doing in here bush says we r planning ww3 and the guy replies really wats going to happen bush says we are going to kill 40 million iraqis and a blonde with big ****.he replies y blonde with bid ****?bush turns to powell and says see no one cares about the 40 million iraqis | | the second one is mean andd rude .... | What Men Really Mean? Find out what may really mean when they say...
"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner had great ****."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK"
Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up." | This was obviously written by a woman.
My wife would love it!
Truth never was so funny! | Question about a school boy? okay, so i am the only redhead/strawberry blonde girl in the whole school. Theres this one guy who mocks me and teases me about my hair and sayin im ranga and stuff, but then sometimes in class he wants to use my things and then he sarcasticly tells me to get my **** out?? Boys and girls please explain to me why he acts like he does around me? 17 btw | he does this because he is a (excuse my french) a fuckingasshole.
in light of that, i suggest you don't lend anything to him and think of some killer comebacks to his remarks in your spare time. |
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